Uterus is cramping/aching, but not in an AF type fashion at all, my pubic bone is aching, and my hip joints/bones are too. I feel so funny! And NO AF TODAYYYY.
So I took a test 2 days ago at what I THINK is 9dpo. I’m not temping, because I know once I start doing that, I’ll become obsessive and then it won’t be fair to Dakota as we won’t be on the same page, and also because I’m not disciplined enough haha. I’m the same way with anything I have to do daily… just not something I can do.
Anyways, so when I took it, I saw the FAINTEST OF FAINT FAINT FAINTTTT lines, so faint I really couldn’t tell if there was color to it or not. I really had to strain to look at it. I looked at it way past the time limit and there WAS A LINE WITH COLOR TO IT. Very small and faint still, but color nonetheless. I know everything after the time frame is invalid, but that’s never happened to me before, and I pretty much test every single cycle. So I thought, huh, perhaps I’ll test again on 11dpo (today).
So again, same faintest of faint faint faint lines that I can’t tell if it even has color to it or not it’s so faint. I’m gonna check it again here in an hour just to see if it does the same thing. I know it’s only 11dpo but I’m thinking this just wasn’t my cycle.
Either that, or I ovulated about a week later than I thought, around when I thought I was feeling implantation. I typically have ovulation pains when I ovulate, but the time I’m assuming I ovulated I didn’t, I just had an increase/watery CM (i’ve never had EWCM as far as I can remember) and i was feeling particularly frisky so I assumed I was then. However I did noticed the increase continued, so there is definitely a chance what I thought was implantation was actually ovulation. In which case we had sexy time just about 36 hours before I felt the pinching in my left side.
That wouldn’t totally NOT make sense. My cycles used to be a strict 35 days. Every single time. Recently they’ve been more around the 27/28 day, but if I did ovulate when I felt the pinches, that would fit my typical 35 day cycle. So who knows! If that’s the case, I’m only 5dpo!
We’ll see if my period comes this weekend. If not, I’ll wait another week and test again… but who knows. I don’t have that strong of willpower.
Could I be any more longwinded?